"Turtles can either have hard or soft shells. It really doesnt matter. Theyre equally delicious." -The Other Martin Lawrence, who owns galleries
#!SHELL /usr/bin/bash IF [ $money -ne 1000000 ] EXPORT money=$(add $money $suckers_money) FI ECHO gotchall
We need to replace turtle shells with something stronger and more flexible, like plastic.Pay that monah.
@RelatableQuote (followed by M. Law)
Scramble the jets
Chicks dig charity
Turtles don't have paws
Avoid eye slashing
Finally a problem you can fix
Do you even have stable housing, bro?
You have more money than this...
Do you want grants? Because that's how you get grants.
It's also been 1.5 billion seconds since the start of epoch time!
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