All Corgis Go To Heaven

...except for Corgis that commit suicide, because God forbade suicide in Samuel 31:4. Corigs are 8-8.5 times more likely to kill themselves than German Shephards, so that's a lot of dogs in hell if you ask Kanye.

I'm'a let you donate. Kanye West is always relevant I guess. I like that Monster song with all the monsters. Especially, Grandpa Monster.
Why Protect Corgis from Suicide?

We protect them because not only are they dogs, we care.

As Kanye West, I find myself competing with other rich people who don't deserve their money or fame to get the best and most in-bred dogs in the world. Corgis, as the staple dog of the British Royal Family (itself a delightfully in-bred institution), offer this to me.

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 14.3 Inches - Average Corgi Neck Radius
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These collars are expensive, because they need to read dog minds, and dog minds are notoriously difficult to read.

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This is actually a real quote:

“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

Kanye West, Voice of a Generation, on Kanye West Saves Corgis

Literally saving lives

One paw at a time

It's a tax write off

Mama's gotta wet her beak

Something to brag about

Make your friends bitter that you're clearly better than them

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"Puppes on boats, not hanging from ropes"

So, killing puppies is bad

That's basically what you do when you don't donate

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